Galactic Parenting, ADHD & the Multidimensional Mindfck: For Kids, Adults & All the Beautifully Unboxable Beings
Let’s drop the polite language and go straight for the jugular:
You’re not broken.
Neither is your kid.
You’re both just calibrated to frequencies this reality hasn’t caught up with yet.
Whether you’re raising a fireball starseed child or you are the one who’s been silently navigating undiagnosed ADHD like a cosmic ninja... here’s the truth:
You were never meant to “fit in.”
You were born to disrupt, decode, and rebuild.
That scattered focus? That inability to sit through bullshit meetings or tolerate small talk without mentally teleporting to another galaxy?
It’s not a flaw.
It’s an intelligence mismatch between your soul’s operating system and Earth’s outdated apps.
Mary Rodwell, leading voice in starseed and hybrid research, calls these beings “new humans” wired with quantum awareness, galactic memory, and high-sensitivity emotional hardware. Many came in as children. But many were born decades ago... misunderstood, mislabeled, or missed entirely.
Because adults can be starseeds with ADHD, too. We just learned to mask it better.
“They don’t fit the mold because they were never meant to.” — Mary Rodwell
Let’s decode the data, whether you're raising a child with ADHD or realizing your own neural dance isn’t what they told you it was.
You process MULTI timelines. You’re not distracted, you’re attuned to energetic shifts, subtle cues, and quantum bleed-throughs.
You feel emotion like an EMP. You sense collective tension before the news hits. Your meltdowns aren’t weakness, they’re purges.
You don’t suck at focus, you suck at faking interest. If the task doesn’t align with your frequency, your body rebels.
You crave movement because you're running high frequency codes. Stillness is a state, not a position.
This goes for the children too... those “restless” kids who can’t sit still or follow directions? They’re downloading energy faster than their nervous systems can stabilize it.
Here’s where it gets good. Whether you're guiding your child or learning to finally guide yourself, the tools overlap:
1. Ditch the Shame Script.
There’s no award for “Most Normal.” Stop measuring your worth by neurotypical yardsticks. You’re here to build new architecture, not follow the blueprints of burnout.
2. Sensory Regulation = Frequency Hygiene.
For kids: nature, water play, noise-canceling headphones, or wild art messes.
For adults: movement, breathwork, sex, rituals with salt and oils, or just screaming into a pillow like a primal badass.
Energetic constipation is real. MOVE IT OUT.
3. Rewrite the Narrative.
Stop telling yourself you’re flaky, late, lazy, or undisciplined.
Try this instead:
“I’m wired to follow divine timing, not arbitrary clocks.”
4. Let Flow Be the Focus.
Structure is sacred only when it supports your natural current.
For kids: anchor points that feel like co-creation, not cages.
For adults: calendaring that honors your soul cycles, not capitalist grind logic.
5. Get Curious with Your Own Inner Child.
If your ADHD went undiagnosed, that inner child is still waiting to be witnessed. Your body remembers being told to “try harder.”
Now it’s your turn to say: “You were never wrong. You were just ahead of your time.”
This is for the ones who never got a trophy for “best behaved.”
The ones who have 86 tabs open in their mind and three conversations happening telepathically while trying to find their f*cking keys.
The ones who don’t need medication as much as they need liberation.
You’re not here to focus harder.
You’re here to live wider.
So whether you're parenting the next generation of cosmic disruptors, or realizing you are one of them, remember this:
You're not too much.
You're just tuned to more.
And that’s your superpower.
What would shift if your "symptoms" were actually signs of genius... misunderstood only because the world hasn’t caught up yet?