Cosmic Middle School: Navigating the Awkward Phase of Ascension

Cosmic Middle School: Navigating the Awkward Phase of Ascension

Because braces-and-bad-bangs energy is real.

There’s a moment in every transformation, whether you’re quantum leaping timelines or just trying to get through Monday, where you’re caught between worlds. You’re no longer who you used to be, but the next version of you hasn’t fully landed.

Welcome to Cosmic Middle School: where your soul is expanding faster than your external reality can recalibrate.

This phase is marked by confusion, emotional growing pains, identity whiplash, and the occasional urge to cry in your car for no reason... classic symptoms of what some mystics refer to as “energetic puberty.” You’re not lost. You’re just between frequency addresses.

🚧 What This Phase Actually Means

You’ve undergone a vibrational upgrade, consciously or not, and now your energetic field is in flux. Old patterns, people, habits, and environments that used to “fit” are now energetically incompatible. Your nervous system knows it. Your higher self is broadcasting it. But your human? Still figuring out what size soul pants to wear.

This is not a crisis. It’s a transition point, an initiatory hallway that doesn’t come with a map but does come with weird dreams, food sensitivity shifts, sudden waves of grief, and the urge to throw out your entire closet and start fresh.

🌀 What’s Happening (Quantumly Speaking)

1. Timeline Compression: Your past, present, and potential futures are collapsing into a singular alignment point. Hence the déjà vu and “glitchy” moments.

2. Neurological Rewiring: Your synapses are recalibrating to hold more light. Brain fog, tech irritations, and memory blips are normal.

3. Identity Unpacking: You’re shedding layers of programming that no longer serve the frequency you're now embodying. This may include childhood conditioning, false identities, or past-life overlays.

You’re literally becoming someone new while trying to explain yourself to people who only understand the old version of you. It's exhausting, and extremely sacred.

💡 Practical Tips for Surviving the Shift

• Don’t over-explain: You’re not a WiFi router. Not everyone gets access to your download.

• Keep a humor journal: Track the cosmic awkwardness. One day, this chapter will be your origin story.

• Hydrate like it’s your job: Water holds light. Light holds codes. You’re basically drinking your next upgrade.

• Unsubscribe from old roles: If it’s draining you, it’s not your frequency match anymore.

🕯️ Simple Ritual: Re-Center in the Weird

Stand barefoot (on the grass if possible).
Take 3 deep breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth.
Speak aloud:

"I honor the in-between.
I trust the awkward.
I welcome what’s arriving, even if I don’t see it yet.
I am frequency becoming form."

(Optional: draw a symbol, glyph, or spiral in the air with your finger to anchor the code.)